How It’s Supposed to Work
“Easy to make!” the packaging shouts, with four simple steps outlined below. First, mix the molding powder with water. Next, pour the mixture into the and insert your erect penis. Three, pull away the mold and fill it with silicone. Lastly, slide out an exact copy of your penis. Easy, indeed!
CHRIS NELSON
My fantastic confidence in this endeavor and product waned considerably when I unfurled the poster-size directions. The four simple steps had transformed into more than a dozen, and the incredible each step had me in an immediate state of panic.
For example, the molding powder must be mixed with water that is exactly 90 degrees Fahrenheit. (What happens if it's 89 or 91 degrees? WHO KNOWS?!) You must mix the powder and 90-degree water for exactly 45 seconds, then pour the mixture into the as quickly as possible.
You then must hasten to shove your erect penis into the mixture "immediately," carefully avoiding touching the sides of . The tone of the directions—lighthearted and humorous—outline a process that required careful, diligent planning. As the impetuous man I am, directives such as, “Timing is very important!” stress me out, and I realized how unprepared I was for the Clone A Willy's litany of commands.
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